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Shigure: 「Hohohohoh!!」
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Shigure: 「Hohohohohohoh!!」
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Shigure: 「Today is a truly, surprisingly wonderful day~ ♪」
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Shigure: 「Good job! Good job, Azuki!!」
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Shigure: 「I would have never expected you to follow in Coconut's footsteps, Azuki.」
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Shigure: 「Nii-sama is falling head over heels in love with all of my catgirls~ ♪」
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Shigure: 「It's wonderful, isn't it? Hohohohoh~!!」
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Azuki: 「Y-Yeah... Well, I mean... Well...」
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Azuki: 「...Catgirls live a long time. Who knows what'll happen during our lifespan?」
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...This whole situation feels like deja vu.
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I'm more concerned about my maniacally laughing sister than the deja vu, though.
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Shigure: 「I always took you as a rather cold person, Nii-sama, but it seems like even you can fall in love, huh~?」
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Shigure: 「The wide gulf between reality and perception truly arouses your little sister's heart~ ♪」
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Kashou: 「Well... Uh, I guess... Sorry...?」
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Shigure: 「What are you saying?! There is nothing to apologize for!」
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Shigure: 「Especially now that you are having affairs with both Azuki and Coconut...」
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Shigure: 「Us humans are bound to follow certain ethics and laws...」
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Shigure: 「...But Chocola, Vanilla, Azuki, and Coconut are catgirls! They're all catgirls!」
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Shigure: 「If Nii-sama wishes to pursue my catgirls, all I can do is give him my blessing!」
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Shigure: 「What could this be other than a legal harem?」
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Shigure: 「Ah, it's wonderful! What a wonderful, loving family we have, Nii-sama!」
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Kashou: 「No, uh... I wasn't... really trying for that, but...」
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Shigure: 「Now, let us shout it from the rooftops!」
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Shigure: 「This is it! This is our family's Neko Paradise!」
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Shigure: 「Hey, mon frere! Disons Neko Paradise! Wooooo!!」
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Kashou: 「No, don't... Listen to me, Shigure!」
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Kashou: 「You're going to disturb the neighbors, so lower your voice a bit, okay?」
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Azuki: 「Nothin' you say will reach her now, Kashou...」
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Azuki: 「When she gets like this, there's only one thing you can do: buckle up...」
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Kashou: 「Yeah, I guess...」
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We watch Shigure's back, helpless.
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...I can't believe something like this has happened two days in a row.
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I guess it just goes to show that you never know what'll happen down the road...
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I stare off into the distance and tune out Shigure's insane laughter.
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Coconut: 「Yep, yep! I know that feeling all too well, Onee-chan!」
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Coconut: 「I get you even more than anyone else does...!」
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Azuki: 「Yeah, whatever...」
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Azuki: 「I have no idea what to say to that...」
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Coconut: 「It's fine! We're sisters, after all! There's nothing you need to say, Onee-chan!」
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Azuki: 「...Well, I guess that's that.」
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She shakes Coconut's hand, a baffled expression on her face.
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I'm probably making an equally puzzled expression right now.
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Cinnamon: 「To think that both Azu-nyan and Nacchan would become Kashou's catpanions~ ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「I'm a bit jealous! Aren't you, May-chan?」
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Maple: 「What? Why're you asking me?!」
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Maple: 「There's nothing for me to be jealous of. I have no interest in that sort of thing.」
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Cinnamon: 「There you go, saying silly things like that again~ ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「May-chan, it's only natural for a catgirl our age to be interested in that stuff, you know?」
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Cinnamon: 「Oh yes, we're at that age~ ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「O-Oh, May-chan's going to...! May-chan's going to cast aside her cool demeanor, and...! ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「You can't, May-chan! You can't do such nyaughty things~ ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「Cinnamon is gonna drooooool...!!」
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Maple: 「You're getting kind of gross there... Seriously, cut it out...」
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Chocola: 「Yawwwwn~ Good meowning, Master~」
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Vanilla: 「Oh?! Are we throwing some kind of big party right now...?」
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Vanilla: 「Or did we miss everything already...?」
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Shigure: 「Now, this is a party you two simply can't miss!」
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Shigure: 「As experienced catpanions, you two must teach your sisters how to capture Nii-sama's heart!」
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Chocola: 「How to capture Nii-sama's heart...?」
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Vanilla: 「I know... like, by doing something lewd... Zzz...」
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Chocola: 「Myahah~ It's only just morning, and Shigure is already being so lewd, meow~ Zzz...」
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Kashou: 「...Alright, girls, wrap it up. We have work to do.」
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For the second day in a row, I gaze out at the chaotic living room.
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If you were to say this is how things usually are, you wouldn't be wrong...
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...I mean, this is the second day in a row now.
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Even I didn't see something like this coming, but...
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...I smile wryly to myself, knowing that ultimately, I'm the root of the problem.
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Kashou: 「...Let's just get ready to open the shop, okay?」
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Kashou: 「I need you guys to actually do your jobs now.」
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I watch as they escape to the bakery floor.
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Coconut: 「Onee-chan, I guess sisters really do end up falling for the same guy, right?」
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Coconut: 「It makes me happy to know that we're similar in a way! Eheheh~ ♪」
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Azuki: 「Yeah, well... I dunno if I agree with ya on that...」
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Azuki: 「But, that's enough of this topic for now...」
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Shigure: 「Wait, Coconut? Azuki?」
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Shigure: 「What did Nii-chan's virility feel like, hmm?」
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Shigure: 「You simply must tell me in full detail~ ♪」
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Coconut: 「Th-That's way too embarrassing, Shigure...!」
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Azuki: 「Th-That's not somethin' you're supposed to ask someone about...!」
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Azuki: 「You ain't gettin' a peep outta me, so leave me alone!」
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Azuki: 「Ah, dammit... I guess this is what they mean when they say love makes you dumb...!!」
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Shigure: 「Coconut and Azuki, you're both such wonderful catgirls~ ♪」
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Shigure: 「Your feminine expressions are simply irresistible! Hohohohohoh~ ♪」
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Chocola: 「Eheheh, Chocola is so glad everyone is getting along right myaow~ ♪」
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Chocola: 「But Chocola is Master's primary wife, right? Right?」
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Vanilla: 「I will allow Chocola to share first place with me.」
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Vanilla: 「Master is truly a pervy patissiere, so there's nothing we can do. Truly, nothing we can do.」
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Kashou: 「Uh, well, um...」
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Kashou: 「...I-I care about everyone very much, so...」
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Chocola: 「Myahahah~ ♪ Master's so cute when he's flustered! ♪」
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Vanilla: 「Catgirls don't care about things like affairs, so there's no reason for anyone to sneak around.」
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Cinnamon: 「H-Hey, May-chan?」
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Cinnamon: 「Um... Maybe... It's just a guess now, but just maybe...」
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Cinnamon: 「...If this pattern keeps up...」
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Cinnamon: 「...Do you think that... you and I will get our turns next~?」
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Maple: 「What? What are you talking about, 'pattern'?」
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Maple: 「Could you not talk to me like I'm some sort of loose Molly cat?」
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Cinnamon: 「But... but, you know~? Don't you think everyone would be happy together~?」
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Maple: 「Quit saying stupid stuff like that. My mind isn't as messed up as yours.」
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Maple: 「Sorry, but I am not some catgirl toy to be pumped and dumped.」
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Shigure: 「There's so much I've learned from the internet. I should teach you all a thing or two~ ♪」
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Azuki: 「I don't give a damn about any of that. Seriously, back off...」
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Coconut: 「Well, I might be just a little interested... Eheheh~ ♪」
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Cinnamon: 「Just hear me out, May-chan~!」
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Maple: 「Why are you so damn persistent?! Geez!」
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Chocola: 「Master~! You need to keep rub-rubbing and pet-petting Chocola, too, you know~!!」
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Vanilla: 「If you forget me, you'll regret it. Catgirls can get quite lonesome, you know.」
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Kashou: 「Alright, alright, there there there~」
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Chocola&Vanilla: 「Nya~♪」
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Everyone is in good spirits as we prepare to open the cafe for the day.
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Things have been pretty busy up to this point.
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I'm sure things are only going to get more lively from here on out, too.
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Kashou: 「...Well, it is how it is, I guess.」
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I mutter to myself as I'm surrounded by cute catgirls.
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Shigure: 「Now that the Minaduki family bond has been strengthened...」
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Shigure: 「...It's time for La Soleil to open~ ♪」
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All: 「Aight.」「Alright!」「Very well♪"「Oka~y.」「Oka~y!」「Indeed.」
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And once more, La Soleil, also known as 「Neko Paradise」, opens for the day.
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