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A few days after Chocola and Vanilla returned...
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Chocola: 「Meowelcome!」
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Chocola: 「Chocola welcomes you with her shiny, new bell!」
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Vanilla: 「What are you talking about, Chocola? The bell itself hasn't changed.」
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Chocola: 「Meowow! Chocola guesses you're right!」
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Chocola: 「Well, then it's the shiny, new Chocola that welcomes you!」
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Vanilla: 「Chocola is a truly lovable catgirl. Truly lovable.」
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Cinnamon: 「It's such a nice day out. How does a grapefruit gelee cake sound?」
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Cinnamon: 「It'll be sooo delicious and refreshing~♪」
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Maple: 「If you're going to have the grapefruit cake, why don't you try our chilled, two-toned Earl Grey grapefruit tea along with it?.」
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Maple: 「I've tried it before and it's really good. Trust me.」
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Shigure: 「Coconut, can you ring the customers up please?」
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Coconut: 「Sure, I'll take care of it, Shigure-chan!」
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Coconut: 「I got some special training with Azuki and Onii-chan yesterday, so I won't mess up!」
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Coconut: 「Hrmm, nine... eight... zero... yen... for two items...」
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Coconut: 「...Six... hundred... yen... for three, plus...」
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Shigure: 「We're very sorry, please wait just a moment.」
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Azuki: 「...Well, it's not like we're that busy, so it's no problem, right?」
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Azuki: 「Nuts just needs a bit more experience still, that's all.」
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Kashou: 「Yeah, I'd rather her take her time than make mistakes. At least for now.」
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Chocola, Vanilla, and Shigure are back now.
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Things around the cafe have gotten much calmer now that Coconut is making far fewer mistakes.
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Azuki: 「Seems like she still remembers how to cut corners like an idiot.」
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Azuki: 「But if she keeps this up, I'll be able to relax in no time.」
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She's still cracking the same jokes as usual, but I think she's grown a bit.
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Kashou: 「Hey, why don't you help me out with this cake, Azuki?」
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Azuki: 「Huh? What're you sayin' all of a sudden?」
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Kashou: 「It's just a suggestion.」
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Kashou: 「I figured that since we have more than enough help out front that maybe you could give me a hand in the kitchen.」
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Kashou: 「We're split half in the front and half in the back, so I figured it'd be okay no matter what Vanilla says.」
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Kashou: 「Just thought it might be nice to have someone back here with me.」
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Azuki: 「What, you sayin' that the next step up from manager is patissier?」
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Azuki: 「Just how far you gonna go exploitin' us catgirls, huh?」
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Kashou: 「It's because you showed me how capable you can be during that incident recently.」
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Kashou: 「I kind of feel like I could put you in charge of the cake baking one day, Azuki.」
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Kashou: 「As the owner, I can't ignore such potential.」
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I exaggerate the way I say that last line a bit.
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Azuki must think so too, as she shrugs her shoulders in resignation.
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Azuki: 「You're gonna make me do it no matter what I say, right?」
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Azuki: 「Man, domesticated catgirls have it real hard. This is definitely catgirl harassment.」
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Kashou: 「You're the only one I can ask this of, Azuki.」
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Kashou: 「I'm sure you understand that, right? So, please.」
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I bow my head earnestly.
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Azuki sighs in feigned defeat.
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She scratches her head, annoyed, and nods slightly.
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Azuki: 「...Well, I guess I do owe you, Kashou.」
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Azuki: 「Just don't expect too much, alright?」
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Azuki: 「No matter how much potential you think I have, I'm still a catgirl, you know.」
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Azuki: 「I can do anything you'd like me to, but I can't do what I can't do, got it?」
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Kashou: 「I'll teach you everything you need to know.」
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Kashou: 「I'm sure you'll be fine.」
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Brimming with confidence, I give her my approval.
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She looks away in embarrassment.
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Azuki: 「...Well, I'll give it my best shot.」
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Azuki: 「Just don't push all your work onto me, okay?」
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Azuki: 「I don't need a training period, but I'm not gonna work for free, ya hear me?」
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Kashou: 「Yeah, I get it.」
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Kashou: 「As long as the others are okay with it, there shouldn't be any problems, right?」
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Azuki: 「That's pretty sneaky of you, Kashou.」
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Azuki: 「If that's how it's gonna be, you better start cryin' and beggin' and give me a good show here.」
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Kashou: 「It's settled then.」
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Kashou: 「I'll be counting on you from now on, alright?」
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I give Azuki a hearty pat on the back.
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Coconut: 「What's this? You're going to help with cake baking, Onee-chan?」
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Azuki: 「Yeah. Looks like I got roped into it somehow.」
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Azuki: 「Any catgirl with a brain knows to hide her claws, but I guess I couldn't stop my true skills from shinin' through.」
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Coconut: 「Whoa, that's amazing! I'm looking forward to your cakes, Onee-chan~♪」
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Coconut: 「Let me make one too! I wanna bake a cake!」
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Kashou: 「Hmm, I guess we don't see many customers until it gets a bit later into the evening...」
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Kashou: 「Alright, why don't you give us a hand then, Coconut?」
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Who knows? Maybe she has some sort of hidden potential in her.
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If things do happen to go well, having another set of hands wouldn't hurt, either.
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Coconut: 「Alright! I'm gonna give it my all!」
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And just like that, a new experiment began at La Soleil.
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Coconut: 「Wahhhhhhhh...!」
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Coconut: 「I can't do it! I really am just a useless catgirl...!」
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Kashou: 「...I guess things won't work out after all.」
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Azuki: 「Well, this is about what I was expectin' to happen. Can't say I'm surprised.」
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Coconut collapses before the grossly abstract shortcake.
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She was only supposed to frost the sponge cake with cream...
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...How in the world did she manage this?
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I can't believe what I'm seeing.
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Coconut: 「Wahhh... It's not supposed to... It wasn't supposed to end up like this...!」
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Coconut: 「I should've never tried screwin' around with all this... Waah...!」
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Kashou: 「You're not going to become a pro overnight, you know.」
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Azuki: 「If you put a little more heart into it, you wouldn't have such a hard time.」
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Kashou: 「I don't even know what to say...」
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Coconut: 「Waghhh... Onee-chan... What should I do with this?」
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Azuki: 「Well, it'd be a waste to just toss it, so I'll help ya fix it up.」
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Kashou: 「If you think you can, Azuki...」
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Is it even salvageable at this point?
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All I can do is sit back and watch.
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Azuki: 「...And that's it, I suppose.」
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Coconut: 「Whoaaaa...! Oh, wh-whaaat?!」
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Kashou: 「Th-This... I-I mean... That's amazing...」
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She actually rescued it from the depths of the pastry underworld.
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I knew she was good, but...
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...This is, like... beyond good.
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She already knows more about decorating cakes than I do...
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Kashou: 「Um, Azuki, just where did you learn to decorate cakes like this...?」
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Azuki: 「I got some pointers the other day. You know, at the restaurant.」
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Azuki: 「It's doesn't really fit in with the rest of our cakes, though.」
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Kashou: 「...No, I'm just really surprised that you can make something like this.」
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Did she really learn all this by just looking at the cakes at the restaurant?
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...This catgirl is really something else.
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She could definitely become a pastry chef.
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Yeah, this is gonna be great.
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Coconut: 「I knew I could never be as good as you, Azuki...」
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Coconut: 「You're even helping to clean up my mess here, too... Waaah...」
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Coconut's shoulders tremble as she lays her face down on the counter.
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Crap, I didn't think she'd give up so easily...!
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At this rate, she's going to lose all of her confidence...!
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Kashou: 「Ah, um... Coconut?」
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Kashou: 「It's just one botched sponge cake. It's not that of a big deal, right? Right?」
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Coconut: 「...Onee-chan.」
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Coconut: 「That's my big sister alright~♪ You're so cool~♪」
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Coconut: 「You really are awesome! Thank you, Onee-chan! Purr purr purr~ ♪」
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Azuki: 「Hey, cut it out! Don't pick me up! Quit swingin' me around!」
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Coconut: 「What's there to be embarrassed about? We're sisters after all~♪」
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Azuki: 「What's with this frickin' mood swing?! Hey, wait, don't just start pettin' me!」
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Azuki: 「Ah, meow...! Ah, purr, purr... purr~♪ Nyaagh~♪」
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Kashou: 「......」
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She wasn't giving up, she was just incredibly happy.
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Happy enough to swing Azuki around like a helicopter.
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She skillfully spins Azuki around in the narrow kitchen.
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She's got some really solid coordination, doesn't she?
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I stare at the pair, smiling.
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Coconut: 「No matter what excuse you make, it can't hide the fact that your tail is standing straight up! I love you, Onee-chan~♪」
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Coconut: 「You're so adorable when you're being tsundere~♪」
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Azuki: 「D-Don't lump me into that overdone archetype! I'm more complica--」
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Azuki: 「M-Meow...! Purr, purr... purr... purr, purr~♪」
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Kashou: 「...The important thing is that you two are getting along, I guess.」
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As I stare at the almost sickeningly sweet display...
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...I decide that taking a picture of the cake Azuki decorated would be a good idea.
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Kashou: 「Well, for now, why don't we try baking some sponge cake?」
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Kashou: 「Sponge cake is the basis for everything, after all.」
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Azuki: 「Alrighty.」
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Coconut: 「I'm not good enough to bake a cake yet, so I'll just watch from the sidelines.」
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Coconut: 「Good luck, Onee-chan! I'm rooting for you!」
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Azuki: 「Geez, it's nothing to get so excited about.」
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Coconut has become Azuki's biggest fan.
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I don't think she would have gotten this far if she hadn't tried to push herself.
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Though I find this Coconut absolutely adorable.
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I'm sure Azuki likes her better now as well.
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Anyway, I suppose it's time we got started.
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Kashou: 「Mixing is a fundamental part of baking. It's a very important step.」
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Azuki: 「Mixing? Even Nuts can do somethin' like that. Well, at least now she can.」
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Coconut: 「Eheheh, Onee-chan complimented me~♪」
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I don't think that was much of a compliment.
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Kashou: 「I guess what's most important is how you mix it, really.」
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Kashou: 「The taste can change depending on how you do things. Watch me.」
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Kashou: 「First, you crack the egg and separate the yolk.」
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Kashou: 「Next, add some heat, but be careful so that you don't overcook it.」
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Kashou: 「Then mix in the sugar and stir it quickly to make sure it doesn't clump up.」
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Kashou: 「When the yolk becomes smooth, you can start using the egg beater.」
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Coconut: 「Wow~♪」
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Kashou: 「Wh-What's wrong, Coconut...?」
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Coconut: 「Nothing. You're just so cool, Onii-chan~♪」
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Coconut: 「It's so neat watching you mix it up so skillfully while explaining what you're doing~♪」
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Kashou: 「It's not that hard, though...」
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Coconut: 「No, it's totally amazing! It's gonna make me fall for you!」
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Kashou: 「Errr, I'm happy that you're enjoying watching me, but...」
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This really isn't that hard...
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...But the fact that she's getting excited about it does make me a little happy.
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I wonder if Azuki feels the same...
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Azuki: 「Where the hell are you lookin'?」
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Azuki: 「If you're just gonna watch, you gotta concentrate on what's goin' on.」
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Coconut: 「Oh, y-yeah!」
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Coconut: 「Alright, I'm gonna focus! Hmm hmm, focus, focus...!」
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She stares intensely, watching my hands.
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Kashou: 「Okay, I'm gonna go on to the next step now.」
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Kashou: 「When whipping it, you have to do it thoroughly until it becomes firm and fluffy.」
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Coconut: 「Wooowww~♪」
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Kashou: 「............」
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...Whatever.
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Coconut did say she wasn't ready to make her own cake yet...
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...And Azuki doesn't seem like she's going to say anything to her, either.
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For now, I'll speed things up a bit for Azuki's sake.
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Kashou: 「...Next, we bake it in the oven.」
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Kashou: 「I'll show you how to check the temperature in a bit once we put it in the oven.」
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Kashou: 「Alright, now why don't you give it a shot, Azuki?」
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Azuki: 「Gotcha. Guess it's time to put my skills to the test.」
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Azuki and I switch places.
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Azuki: 「Hmm, okay, first is the egg.」
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Azuki: 「This is kinda like how you did it, right, Kashou?」
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She holds the egg in one hand and prepares to smash it.
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Kashou: 「Ah, wait! Hold on a sec.」
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Azuki: 「Huh? Did I do somethin' wrong?」
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Kashou: 「No, that's not what I meant, just...」
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Kashou: 「Can I get behind you for a sec?」
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Azuki: 「Behind me?」
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I step behind Azuki, as if to hug her...
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...And extend my arms in front of her.
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Azuki: 「Urk...!」
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I put my hands atop Azuki's.
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Kashou: 「You see? My hands are a lot bit bigger than yours...」
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Kashou: 「...But you still don't have to try to break the egg with only one hand.」
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Kashou: 「This is your first time. We don't have to rush through things. Accuracy is what matters.」
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Azuki: 「O-Okay...! N-Now I get it, accuracy...!」
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Kashou: 「It's easy to crack an egg using a flat surface.」
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Azuki: 「Y-Yeah...! I know that... L-Like this, right?」
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Kashou: 「Oh, just relax a little more.」
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Kashou: 「We're not trying to smash it.」
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Azuki: 「Y-Yeah, right. Definitely not...!」
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Azuki: 「Relax, relax...! Keep it cool, Azuki...!」
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Kashou: 「Yeah, yeah. Just like that.」
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Kashou: 「If you stick both your thumbs into the crack, you can pull it apart nicely.」
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Azuki: 「Pull it apart... with both thumbs... L-Like this...?」
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With a satisfying crack, the contents of the egg plop into the bowl.
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Kashou: 「Great, great! Nicely done.」
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Kashou: 「I knew you'd have no trouble with this, Azuki.」
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Azuki: 「Y-You don't need to praise me... for somethin' like that...」
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Azuki: 「Givin' me a compliment for breakin' an egg? I ain't a kid or somethin'...」
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Despite that, she's blushing happily.
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Normally, she'd be a lot more rebellious...
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...But she's stuttering a lot and being strangely obedient today.
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Strangely honest, too...
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Coconut: 「What's wrong, Onee-chan?」
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Coconut: 「Your face is bright red...」
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Coconut: 「Oh, are you embarrassed 'cause Onii-chan complimented you?」
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Azuki: 「I-I'm not embarrassed! Don't be stupid!」
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Azuki: 「I'm just, uh, gettin' a little hot 'cause Kashou's clingin' to me!」
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Coconut: 「I've never seen you get all flustered because of a compliment, Onee-chan~♪」
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Coconut: 「Normally, you'd say--」
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Coconut: 「'Of course! Who the hell do ya think I am? Huh?'」
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Coconut: 「...Or something like that~♪」
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Kashou: 「Yeah, that sounds like her.」
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Doing imitations must be one of Coconut's hidden talents.
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Or maybe she's just been around Azuki that much.
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Azuki: 「E-Even I get nervous every now and then, ya know!」
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Kashou: 「Oh, really? I guess making cakes makes you pretty tense then, huh, Azuki?」
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Kashou: 「I always figured you were the kind to keep your cool no matter what you did, but I guess I was wrong.」
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She had seemed so calm in that expensive restaurant.
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She always seems so confident too.
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Azuki: 「I-It's not the cake bakin' that's makin' me nervous...」
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Kashou: 「Well, if it's not the baking, then it must be something else here.」
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Azuki: 「Something else?! Y-You-- I-It's not...!」
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Chocola&Vanilla: 「Staaaare.」
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Azuki: 「...Huh?!」
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Chocola: 「Azu-nyan! It's almost like Master is your master, isn't it?!」
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Vanilla: 「Azuki. Maiden. You look like a maiden catgirl.」
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Azuki: 「Sh-Shut up! I-I'm seriously not some love stricken maiden!」
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Azuki: 「Coconut's the one gettin' all lovey-dovey over Kashou! Seriously!」
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Azuki: 「Quit makin' stuff up! Seriously, like, for real!!」
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Coconut: 「M-My master is Shigure-chan, but...!」
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Coconut: 「But Onii-chan... is like my master, right? Eheheh...♪」
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Chocola: 「Nya~♪ Coco-chan is falling in love with Master, too, meow~♪」
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Vanilla: 「Master really is a pervy pastry puffer.」
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Vanilla: 「A real predator. He'll go after any catgirl he lays his eyes on.」
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Kashou: 「Stop saying things like that. You'll give people the wrong idea.」
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I pinch Vanilla's cheeks as she puffs them out.
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Chocola: 「But but! Chocola bets it'd be fun if everyone became Master's catpanions, meow~♪」
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Vanilla: 「Hmm. That might not be such a bad idea.」
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Azuki: 「Wh-What?! You're not helpin' me bake a cake as an excuse to get together with me, are ya?!」
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Coconut: 「O-Onii-chan is already catpanions with Chocola and Vanilla...!」
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Azuki: 「Yeah, yeah! I ain't so desperate that I'd steal my little sisters' man!」
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Kashou: 「Cut it out you guys.」
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Kashou: 「This discussion is over. Come on, now.」
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Chocola: 「Nyanya? But Chocola's not saying anything weird, is she?」
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Vanilla: 「We catgirls are sincere beings, but our love is quite a whimsical thing.」
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Chocola: 「Yeah, yeah! We wouldn't want you together some strange catgirl off the streets, but if it's our sisters, then it's totally fine~♪」
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Chocola: 「The person I love * the sisters I love = lots and lots of love, nya~♪」
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Vanilla: 「Master's starting a harem. Maximum perv. Lecher. Catwomanizer.」
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Kashou: 「Alright, alright, alright. Calm down, calm down~ Pet, pet, pet~」
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Chocola&Vanilla: 「Purr purr purr purr~♪」
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Kashou: 「Geez, just what in the world are you two saying?」
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Kashou: 「Coconut, Azuki, say something to them. You're their older sisters.」
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Azuki: 「Huh?! Uh, y-yeah, we're their older sisters!」
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Azuki: 「Come on, Nuts, give 'em a lecture as an older sister!」
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Coconut: 「Whaat? Why me?! You're older than me, Onee-chan!」
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Chocola: 「So Coco-chan and Azu-nyan don't want to get all lovey-dovey with Master then, meow?」
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Azuki&Coconut: 「...Well, 's not like I'm totally against it, but...」
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...You guys aren't very convincing.
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Though I'm not even sure how I'd respond to that question myself...
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Azuki and Coconut are both adorable.
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Each one has her own charms, but...
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Chocola: 「Meow~♪ Chocola knyew it~♪」
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Chocola: 「Hey, hey! Master, did you hear?」
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Vanilla: 「Catgirls have no problems with polygamy... as long as you love us all equally.」
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Azuki: 「Th-This is all wrong! I keep tellin' you, you got it all wrong!!」
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Azuki: 「It's... Um, I mean...! A-Anyway, you're totally wrong!!」
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Chocola: 「No matter what you say, your tail's showing how you really feel, meow.」
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Azuki: 「M-My tail's wrong, too! Totally wrong, I tell ya! This is all totally screwed up!!」
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Vanilla: 「Coconut, is your heart throbbing? It is, isn't it?」
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Coconut: 「Meowgh! D-Don't touch my chest! I'm not Cinnamon, you know!」
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Vanilla: 「Not bad, not bad. Nothing special, but...」
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Vanilla: 「Since Chocola's and mine are so modest, we might be a little jealous.」
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Coconut: 「Nyargh! H-Hey, don't grab on so tight! Vanilla! Meowghh!!」
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Kashou: 「...I guess we're done for the day, huh?」
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There's nothing I can do to stop them now.
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I put the sponge cake batter Azuki and I had made into the refrigerator.
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Kashou: 「We're going to start getting busier and busier, so get back to work, you guys.」
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That's about the best I can do.
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I just surrender myself to the current.
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Chocola: 「Oh, Master, will you really buy Chocola anything she'd like?」
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Kashou: 「Yup. We're celebrating your bell renewals, after all.」
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Kashou: 「Why don't you and Vanilla both go pick out whatever you want?」
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Chocola: 「Yaaay! A present from Master! Hooray!」
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Vanilla: 「That's our master. Always so suave.」
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Vanilla: 「It's not hard for me to choose what I want, though.」
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Chocola: 「Vanilla, are you ready?」
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Vanilla: 「Completely. Everything from tea to potato chips.」
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Vanilla: 「This will keep us alive and fighting for a long time.」
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Chocola: 「Alrighty, then let's go!」
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Chocola: 「Going shopping~♪ Going shopping~♪」
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Vanilla: 「Online shopping together with Chocola. I'm so excited.」
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Chocola: 「Let's kick things off by browsing Amazoom! Go, go!」
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Vanilla: 「Oh, we're getting recommendations based on Master's previous purchases. It's all stuff for the shop... How boring.」
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Vanilla: 「I was really hoping we'd find something a little more embarrassing.」
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Chocola: 「Come on, that's not what we're here for today.」
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Chocola: 「Now, what should we search first? Jewels?」
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Vanilla: 「But Chocola, you can't tell the difference between a marble and a pearl.」
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Chocola: 「It's all good as long as it's pretty! Even better if it gets Chocola showered in love!」
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Vanilla: 「Chocola, you poor thing. You're such a simple catgirl, aren't you?」
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Vanilla: 「But that's what makes you cute, so I can't complain.」
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Chocola: 「This! Take a look at this, Vanilla! Ohmygosh!」
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Chocola: 「Tuna! They have tuna! Whole tunas at that!」
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Vanilla: 「Whoa! A whole tuna for 1,720,000 yen...! Splendid. Simply splendid, Chocola!」
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Vanilla: 「Let's see how many hits we get in Google for 'Otoro tuna'! I bet there's more than we can eat!」
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Chocola: 「Okay, let's bookmark this! We'll make a list and compare them!」
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Kashou: 「I said you could get whatever you wanted, but that's a little too expensive, don't you think?」
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Kashou: 「Seriously, do not order that. I'll never forgive you if you do.」
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I'm giving those merciless catgirls a warning...
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...But they'd never dare order it... right?
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Shigure: 「They're celebrating now, but it was certainly a trying experience, and they only passed the test by a hair's breadth. Sheesh.」
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Shigure: 「Vanilla managed without breaking a sweat, but Chocola was completely the opposite.」
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Shigure: 「If they ever acted like proper bell-carrying catgirls, I would, indeed, buy them a whole tuna.」
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Kashou: 「O-Oh... I see...」
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...A whole tuna, huh?
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My little sister must have several times more wealth than my store does...
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When did this younger sister of mine get so scary?
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Shigure: 「Oh, but if we were to do that, we'd have to buy a refrigerator that can hold a tuna.」
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Shigure: 「If you'd like, Nii-sama, I could buy you one as well.」
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Kashou: 「We'll save that for next time, I think.」
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Shigure: 「Very well, I suppose I should try not to spoil you too much.」
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I suddenly feel like her plaything.
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I wouldn't know what I'd do with such a big refrigerator if she did end up buying me one.
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Though it's scary to think that she might actually buy it for me if I asked...
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Shigure: 「Oh, by the way.」
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Shigure: 「It seems like Azuki and Coconut have gotten even more attached to you during the time I was gone.」
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Shigure: 「It seems you've got an affinity for more than just Chocola and Vanilla, surely~♪」
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Kashou: 「I've started to understand what you meant when you said that catgirls are always growing.」
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I fill Shigure in on what happened while she was gone.
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Shigure: 「...Sigh. You're a real catgirl-killer, Nii-sama... No, maybe 'ladykiller' is more accurate.」
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Shigure: 「I know you must be proud of that, but as a woman-- No, as your little sister, it worries me...」
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Kashou: 「What the hell do you mean by 'ladykiller'?」
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Shigure: 「Well, the fact that you don't think that way is also part of your charm. I suppose I can't always have my way.」
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She smiles knowingly as she lifts her teacup to her mouth.
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...I'm just doing what any family member would do.
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No one's going to criticize me for that.
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As I ponder that thought, I take a sip from my own teacup.
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Shigure: 「By the way, I've been meaning to ask, but...」
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Shigure: 「Aren't you worried about the fact that catgirls are polygamous creatures?」
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Kashou: 「Nope, I'm not worried about that at all.」
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Shigure: 「There will be jealousy, of course, but unlike humans, catgirls don't feel the need to keep their mates to themselves.」
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Shigure: 「I know that I don't have to worry about you, Nii-sama. I'm sure you won't be walking down the aisle with any of them, right?」
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Shigure: 「Wouldn't it be wonderful if Azuki and Coconut longed to be your brides as well, though?」
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Shigure: 「The fact that the daughters I've raised so well have fallen head over heels in love with you makes me happy beyond words, Nii-sama.」
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She sits across from me, grinning, while I get more and more confused.
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Until recently, I had considered myself business partners with the catgirls, but...
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...After getting romantically involved with Chocola and Vanilla, I don't know what to say anymore.
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Shigure: 「Ah~♪ Nii-sama's anguished expression so arouses my spirits as a little sister~♪」
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Shigure: 「Please forgive your sinful little sister, who gets such joy out of tormenting her beloved brother, hah hah hah~ ♪」
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I still don't know what to say to her, and I turn my head away in embarrassment.
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Chocola: 「Mrghhhh!」
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Chocola: 「If one whole tuna is too expensive, a whole Matsuzaka cow is definitely out of the question...」
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Vanilla: 「A Matsuzaka cow seems to cost around 5,000,000 yen... I don't think we have enough, meow...」
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Vanilla: 「This is our weakness, as we are but catgirls who have fallen in love with an unresourceful master. What can we do?」
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Kashou: 「I'm serious now. If you buy that, we'll go bankrupt.」
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I give another strong warning to my two mischievous catgirls.
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Though I feel like this is just an exercise in futility.
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Shigure: 「Now then, I shall be taking my leave.」
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Kashou: 「See ya. Thanks for all your help.」
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Shigure: 「Oh no, having the privilege of helping her older brother is a younger sister's greatest joy.」
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Shigure: 「In any case, there is a taxi waiting for me outside.」
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Kashou: 「Text me when you make it home, okay?」
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Kashou: 「Even if you're taking a taxi home, I still worry.」
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Shigure: 「Teehee, Nii-sama, you're always so smooth.」
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Shigure: 「If only I wasn't your little sister...」
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Kashou: 「Hm? What do you mean?」
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Shigure: 「Oh, nothing, nothing.」
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Shigure: 「Now, if you'll excuse me...」
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Shigure: 「I love you, Nii-sama. Have a good night.」
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Kashou: 「...I'm not trying to be cool or anything.」
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As I grumble...
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...Shigure's taxi pulls out of sight.
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